We have no idea why this image is here. Do toy monkeys show up in one of Michael Kun’s books? There’s no way there are toy monkeys in one of his books, are there? I mean, we’d remember something like that.
Although it does seem like one of those supposedly meaningful things he’d have one of his characters play with while they’re talking about something important to let you know that that the character is still a kid at heart.
You know, the kind of crap a freshman in college puts in a story in their creative writing class that they took because they figured it would be an easy A. Then the professor gives them a C because, well, toy fucking monkeys.
Why doesn’t Michael Kun’s editor take junk like that out of his books? Isn’t that what editors get paid for, things like removing toy monkeys from books? You wouldn’t even have to pay me to remove the stupid toy monkeys if they showed up in one of these books. I’d do it for free. Toy monkeys? Gone! Buh-bye!
Big Kid Rollercoaster
Coming in 2025
The Allergic Boy Versus the Left-Handed Girl is available now. I mean, right now.
The Allergic Boy Versus the Left-Handed Girl is Michael Kun’s new novel. It’s the best thing he will ever write. Seriously. Trust us on this. He should just stop writing now.
In connection with the release of the “Eat Wheaties!” movie, The Locklear Letters has been re-released as Eat Wheaties!
Was that confusing? Regardless, you can order the book right here. You’ll love it. You’ll laugh so hard that milk will come out of your nose — even if you’re not drinking milk!
The “Eat Wheaties!” movie is out! Now!
You can order it here if you want to stream it at home. Or at work if your employer doesn’t mind you watching a movie when you’re supposed to be working. (And if your employer doesn’t mind that, can you tell us how to forward our resume?)